Sunday, 7 September 2014


Have I just seen a removals van outside Balmoral?

Sigmund Freud.

I've been trying to follow Sigmund Freud on twitter but he keeps turning me down. This is either reverse psychology or he prefers Junger followers.

Red Arrows

Booked the Red Arrows for the redhead's birthday but they didn't show up, so I threw a handfull of darts across the garden and made a whooshing noise. Now I'm being prosecuted for cruelty towards next door's dog.