Thursday, 21 August 2014

Thought you knew golf eh?

Anyone who has read any of the Cuthbert comedy series will realise that the Valley has a strange effect upon its inhabitants. When one of the males in a careless moment challenges the females to a golf match the lines are drawn and so are the daggers.


I married a redhead once.
That's right, you only do it once!

The Vikings

The vikings were a misunderstood race. Their ships were only that shape so they could transport cucumbers from Norway. The hoards of gold found were the result of selling vegetables to the monks of Northern England.