Tuesday, 9 September 2014

FBI wanted list.

I don't understand the FBI's ten most wanted list. Why don't they just keep them when they come in for the photo?

Car Theft.

Apparently car theft is at a twenty year low. It seems to be harder to steal one when there's a family living in it.

Keeping a redhead.

A guy asked me how I managed to keep a redhead much younger than me so I showed him the tablets I put in her Horlicks. It's not rocket science chaps!