Sunday, 10 August 2014

Barber College.

I was asked to retrain as a barber but I can't 

harmonise and I don't know three others. 

Then there's all 

that hair cutting.

Turnip Fair.

We live in a small village and we hold a Turnip Fair once a year. Everyone dresses as a turnip and you have to guess what you neighbours have come as.

Abu Bin Adham

Abu Bin Adham (may his tribes increase)
Awoke one night from a sweet dream of peace
He reached to his cupboard but was right out of luck.

Someone had stolen his new Cuthbert book.