Tuesday 5 August 2014

The Future's Orange.

According to an informed redheaded source the Chinese will take over the world so mandarin is the way forward, therefore I have made all my book covers orange. She then complained that they looked like Penguin books " But penguins are black and white" I said "And mine are already black and white inside." The redhead glared, "Asiatic" she snapped. "Bless you" I replied. Conversations aren't what they were are they?