Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Mercedes Benz

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all have bikes so I must start a trend

Worked hard all my lifetime
With my redhead as my friend
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.


I had a great idea, I named my dog 'Maxed-out' and shambled through the city unshaven shouting "Maxed-out" so that people would take pity and give me money. They'll arrest you for anything these days won't they?

Tesco delivery

I think Tesco have gone all religious on us. The delivery today showed they had run out of plums and substituted the grapes of wrath. I'd better not let the redhead bite into the Adam's apples.