Wednesday 11 February 2015

Craters

Are craters on the moon a sign of a-steroid abuse?

Tazers.

Apparently the police won't be allowed to carry Tazers in some areas. Will this result in a charge of 'Assault Without Battery'?

The Sign-Makers.

BEWARE THE SIGN MAKERS.



They send us to fencing departments were there are no 

swords.


They offer plant hire and surround us with tractors.

They confuse the cheese-makers with signs saying 'Whey 

In' and 'Whey Out.'