Sunday, 20 July 2014

The commander of the attacking forces gaped at his men as they stood outside the walls of Troy. Throwing down his helmet in disgust he yelled "I don't believe it, all you had to do was leave a copy of Shakespeare's Cuthbert on each watchtower and we would have sneaked in whilst they laughed themselves silly." He picked up a copy recently thrown back over the wall, "This isn't even a translation, it's all Greek to them!" Putting his helmet back on with a resigned sigh he said "Alright, I give in. Start building that stupid great horse."