Booked the Red Arrows for the redhead's birthday but they didn't show up, so I threw a handfull of darts across the garden and made a whooshing noise. Now I'm being prosecuted for cruelty towards next door's dog.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.