Life certainly changed whilst I was away.
Take games as an example,they now have
lady Bishop chess sets and the Castles must
be fitted with disabled toilets. The pawns have
formed a union and the knights daren't jump without
permission from air traffic control. On top of all that, the
Queen isn't speaking to the King because he gave away his
kingdom for a horse. Things will never be the same on
Walton's mountain.
Showing posts with label e-book. Show all posts
Showing posts with label e-book. Show all posts
Sunday, 29 March 2015
Chess.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Friday, 13 March 2015
Wild Wolf Publishing.
The Cuthbert series has a new publisher, we are now with Wild Wolf Publishing and there are seven books with the eighth being edited right now. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shakespeares-Cuthbert-Patrick-Barrett-ebook/dp/B00UK6W4H6/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1426256432&sr=1-1&keywords=shakespeares+cuthbert
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Saturday, 14 February 2015
Audio Book release.
Shakespeare's Cuthbert, the first in my comedy series is now out on audio book. Plug yourself in and laugh away.
http://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Fiction/Shakespeares-Cuthbert-Audiobook/B00T6SVMUO/ref=a_search_c4_1_1_srImg?qid=1423949513&sr=1-1
http://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Fiction/Shakespeares-Cuthbert-Audiobook/B00T6SVMUO/ref=a_search_c4_1_1_srImg?qid=1423949513&sr=1-1
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Tuesday, 20 January 2015
Least likely
At school I was voted the 'least likely to succeed' and yet I love trail mix.
http://mybook.to/CuthbertSledgehammerToCrackANut
http://mybook.to/CuthbertSledgehammerToCrackANut
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Monday, 19 January 2015
Hah! just had a message from someone who missed his
train stop because he was reading 'Sledgehammer to Crack
a Nut'. Late for work but laughing all the way.
Are you a fan of fantasy war games or comedy? See what
happens when they collide.
http://mybook.to/CuthbertSledgehammerToCrackANut
train stop because he was reading 'Sledgehammer to Crack
a Nut'. Late for work but laughing all the way.
Are you a fan of fantasy war games or comedy? See what
happens when they collide.
http://mybook.to/CuthbertSledgehammerToCrackANut
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Thursday, 23 October 2014
Self-sufficiency
The redhead is ill and so I am looking after myself. It was amazing, she managed to stand behind me for long enough to steal the recipe for my corned-beef sandwich.
Later, I tried to make a meat pie in the microwave but the pastry was disappointingly hard. Now I have to help the lad next door look for his tortoise (I've got a bad feeling about this).
Later, I tried to make a meat pie in the microwave but the pastry was disappointingly hard. Now I have to help the lad next door look for his tortoise (I've got a bad feeling about this).
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Saturday, 11 October 2014
Parcels
I need to make some parcels today and I fancy listening to music. Should I use rapping paper?
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Wednesday, 8 October 2014
Molly Malone.
In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
There sat the redhead reading Cuthbert alone.
She had more on her barrow
Blocking streets broad and narrow
Crying, "Keep buying Cuthbert or Patrick will moan."
Where the girls are so pretty
There sat the redhead reading Cuthbert alone.
She had more on her barrow
Blocking streets broad and narrow
Crying, "Keep buying Cuthbert or Patrick will moan."
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Tuesday, 7 October 2014
Death's Valley.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Offered a lift.
It's been so long since anyone gave me a lift
that I set off walking in front of the car holding
a red flag.
that I set off walking in front of the car holding
a red flag.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Monday, 6 October 2014
Visitor.
A visitor to my door asked "Have you seen
the light?" Being a bit grumpy I replied "For
goodness sake man If you've lost something
put posters on lamp-posts like everyone
else."
the light?" Being a bit grumpy I replied "For
goodness sake man If you've lost something
put posters on lamp-posts like everyone
else."
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Friday, 3 October 2014
Bicycles.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Thursday, 2 October 2014
Christianity
Christianity only spread slowly due to
idleness, if people had re-tweeted the
process would have gone viral.
idleness, if people had re-tweeted the
process would have gone viral.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Tuesday, 30 September 2014
Life's crossroad.
When you come to a crossroad in life, don't take out the map or consult the Sat-Nav simply turn to the nearest redhead and ask where to go. The answer is usually "I've told you twice you silly old fool." But don't forget, what doesn't kill us makes us bury emergency funds in the garden for future archaeologists to find.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Monday, 29 September 2014
Death Valley.
Death Valley is now on Amazon and it is the fourth in the Cuthbert series. An inspection of Cuthbert's graveyard causes him to check his burial records only to find that he had BURIED them instead of one of the bodies. New characters appear and some disappear, between the living and the dead nobody is sure where anybody is but it doesn't stop them looking in all the wrong places. An unexpected offer of help comes from a rival undertaker who seems to be rather cosy with the valley mafia which is like trying to trick the Devil out of his inheritance. Once again the inhabitants of the valley ride forth only to come in fifth.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Qualifications.
After visiting a highly qualified friend I decided to put MY degrees on the wall. The thermometer looks great.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Sunday, 28 September 2014
Wedding Certificate.
Started shredding my wedding certificate to use as confetti for my next attempt at marriage.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Saturday, 27 September 2014
History of Daggers.
I read a book on the history of daggers yesterday but I remain sceptical. It's just a load of old knives tales.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Architecture.
Did you realise that Greek cathedrals are supported by columns and patriarchs?
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Thursday, 25 September 2014
My time.
My time is so valuable that I even charge myself for looking in a mirror.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
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