Chess.

Life certainly changed whilst I was away. 

Take games as an example,they now have

lady Bishop chess sets and the Castles must 

be fitted with disabled toilets. The pawns have 

formed a union and the knights daren't jump without 

permission from air traffic control. On top of all that, the 

Queen isn't speaking to the King because he gave away his 

kingdom for a horse. Things will never be the same on 

Walton's mountain.

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