Wednesday, 11 February 2015
Craters
Are craters on the moon a sign of a-steroid abuse?
Labels:
comedy,
funny,
laugh out loud
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Tazers.
Apparently the police won't be allowed to carry Tazers in some areas. Will this result in a charge of 'Assault Without Battery'?
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
The Sign-Makers.
BEWARE THE SIGN MAKERS.
They send us to fencing departments were there are no
swords.
They offer plant hire and surround us with tractors.
They confuse the cheese-makers with signs saying 'Whey
In' and 'Whey Out.'
They send us to fencing departments were there are no
swords.
They offer plant hire and surround us with tractors.
They confuse the cheese-makers with signs saying 'Whey
In' and 'Whey Out.'
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
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