CUTHBERT SERIES
Hi everyone,
Here is the Cuthbert series video trailer, hope you enjoy watching it.
Friday, 18 July 2014
CUTHBERT SERIES
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
The Twitter Prayer
"Man has but a short time to live and only 140 characters to apologise with."
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Working Comedy Into a Book
Writing comedy is not always easy, just because I find something funny doesn't mean that everyone else will. Then it has to fit into the book matching the plot and being relevant to the characters. Cuthbert is a man so irrelevant to life that his reflection doesn't always show up in time for a shave. Percy has invented a role for himself as a 'Gardener, man and boy' and if ever asked an embarrassing question about his whereabouts answers "Gardening." Ronald, one of the many visitors to the valley who simply forgot to leave was a mercenary who never seemed to run out of paper targets but was always sending for new assistants. His brother Henry had been a war correspondent responsible for many scoops, mostly because his brother had either seen the incident, been part of the incident or actually caused the incident. But of course you still haven't met the valley mafia or the other residents of the valley yet have you?
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Being married to a redhead is quite an experience too. My wife inspired the character of 'Aunt Liza' and her cartoon character is on the cover of 'Cuthbert-How Mean is my Valley.' Anyone reading the book will soon begin looking over their shoulder for redheads. They creep up VERY quietly.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Thursday, 17 July 2014
Oh Lord I would like to thank you for entering me in the lottery of life...whaddya mean I've won a redhead?
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
The Cuthbert comedy series has three books published so far by Thorstruck Press.
The first is Shakespeare's Cuthbert http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KW47UL6
The second is How Mean is my Valley http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KVLFGV6
The third is Tee for Two in the Valley http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KVOT7KO
The fourth in the series Cuthbert Death Valley is being edited ready for release.They can be read in sequence or as stand alone comedies but it is better to meet the characters first and watch the eccentricities develop.
The first is Shakespeare's Cuthbert http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KW47UL6
The second is How Mean is my Valley http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KVLFGV6
The third is Tee for Two in the Valley http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KVOT7KO
The fourth in the series Cuthbert Death Valley is being edited ready for release.They can be read in sequence or as stand alone comedies but it is better to meet the characters first and watch the eccentricities develop.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE!!!
Just to let you all know that Cuthbert and gang live on. Thorstruck Press is our new publisher and each of the covers is now brighter and bolder than ever before.
If you are a follower of the Cuthbert series, you will recall that each comedy book has its own theme but each contains the same crazy, larger than life characters from the past.
Although the books are part of a series, each can be read as a stand-alone comedy book, so you could just choose which book you want to read depending on the theme. For example, Tee for Two in the Valley has a golfing theme.
Three books - Shakespeare's Cuthbert, Cuthbert How Mean is my Valley, Cuthbert Tee for Two in the Valley are all available in kindle format and the new release of paperbacks will happen soon.
We are awaiting the publication of the fourth book in the series - Cuthbert Death Valley.
Best wishes from Patrick (author), Paula (editor/wife), Cuthbert and gang
If you are a follower of the Cuthbert series, you will recall that each comedy book has its own theme but each contains the same crazy, larger than life characters from the past.
Although the books are part of a series, each can be read as a stand-alone comedy book, so you could just choose which book you want to read depending on the theme. For example, Tee for Two in the Valley has a golfing theme.
Three books - Shakespeare's Cuthbert, Cuthbert How Mean is my Valley, Cuthbert Tee for Two in the Valley are all available in kindle format and the new release of paperbacks will happen soon.
We are awaiting the publication of the fourth book in the series - Cuthbert Death Valley.
Best wishes from Patrick (author), Paula (editor/wife), Cuthbert and gang
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Thursday, 15 September 2011
Sales in the U.S.A.
Our publisher, Thorstruck Press has begun a promo event for us and we have sold seventeen books in America so far today.
They'll be reading in Boston
Pittsburgh P.A.
outside of the White House
and San Francisco Bay
Way down to Saint Louis
and down in New Orleans
they'll be reading Cuthbert
amongst the evergreens.
They'll be reading in Boston
Pittsburgh P.A.
outside of the White House
and San Francisco Bay
Way down to Saint Louis
and down in New Orleans
they'll be reading Cuthbert
amongst the evergreens.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Tuesday, 13 September 2011
Guaranteed cheap laughs.
Shakespeare's Cuthbert has been reduced to 0.86p as an introductory offer for 65,000 words. Toilet paper costs more than this !!!!!
Have some introductory cheap laughs on me folks.
Have some introductory cheap laughs on me folks.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
Monday, 12 September 2011
Cuthbert
Cuthbert is a man so timid that his reflection doesn't always bother to show up. His lives in a maelstrom of problems caused by outsiders and he is forced to navigate these situations without any skills at all.
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
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