Tuesday, 22 July 2014

When people ask me how I manage to keep a woman like the redhead I always reply "I don't know but when I find out I'll stop doing it."  One of these days she will hear me. But seriously, you need to instill the Disney effect in your woman, make sure that she is immaculately turned out and has bluebirds twittering around her head at all times. Even better, if you have access to chloroform ask her to role play as sleeping beauty.

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