Tuesday, 22 July 2014
When people ask me how I manage to keep a woman like the redhead I always reply "I don't know but when I find out I'll stop doing it." One of these days she will hear me. But seriously, you need to instill the Disney effect in your woman, make sure that she is immaculately turned out and has bluebirds twittering around her head at all times. Even better, if you have access to chloroform ask her to role play as sleeping beauty.
Labels:
funny,
hilarious,
laugh out loud
I am an ex-miner who has written the CUTHBERT SERIES of comedy books. I am hoping to provide my readers with escapism from the stresses and strains of everyday life and involve them in a timeless fictional Valley with larger than life characters which are developed throughout the books. Each book has its own theme and they can be read as part of the series or as stand-alone books.
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