Are craters on the moon a sign of a-steroid abuse?
Apparently the police won't be allowed to carry Tazers in some areas. Will this result in a charge of 'Assault Without Battery'?
BEWARE THE SIGN MAKERS.
They send us to fencing departments were there are no
swords.
They offer plant hire and surround us with tractors.
They confuse the cheese-makers with signs saying 'Whey
In' and 'Whey Out.'
