Use Beechams Powders as a pretend illicit substance and then sell them to the cops to cure the headache you've caused.
Do you realise that I thoughtfully make all my posts in the regional accent of my readers? Just read this one out aloud and you'll hear it.
I watched the redhead doing something really strange today but then I thought of some of the other things I had watched her do and it wasn't that strange after all.
